Not me monday

I most certainly did not bribe my daughter with cookies from the bakery at the grocery store in order to make it through the check out line without loosing my mind. I would never do that. I am a perfect mother and I have perfect children. I did not purposely take my kids swimming, then for a walk, and then to the playground in order to get a great nap out of them in order to accomplish some household tasks that had been neglected. I did not serve my family hot dogs on the grill and mac and cheese on paper plates 3 times in the last 2 weeks because I did not want to make an elaborate meal that involved a heavy clean up. I always cook extravagant meals for my family that are packed with nutrition and are served on fine china. Just call be Betty Crocker, Martha Stewart, or June Cleaver. Any of them will do. 

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.