The Black Plague

Our home is infested. We are infested with illness. For the past 6 weeks someone has been sick.

Runny Noses: Check
Cough: Check
Sore Throats: Check
Vomiting: Check
Running to the bathroom while holding the seat of your pants: Check
Fever: Check
Headaches and body Aches: Check
Overall feeling like poop: Check
Uncontrollable bodily Functions: Check

When one kid is healthy the other is not. If they are healthy Todd and I are not. I have battled a cold and horrible sore throat for over a week now. I have not had a sore throat in at least 10 years! I am over it. The kids are over it. Our church is putting out an APB on us. Brent's school is probably starting to wonder (You can't send a kid to school who acts perfectly healthy, but if he takes a sip a water he is holding his butt yelling "I gotta go! I gotta go!". I have went through more Motrin and Tylenol in the last 6 weeks than I did all last year! I am checking to see if they can tent our house like they do for termites. Doubt that it is possible, but everything I am doing is not working. So everyone is in bed, I am following. Sleep while you can because Alexis, who still is not sleeping through the night, will be waking around midnight! Good night all hello throat lozenges!