Not Me Monday

This past week I most certainly did not have to dig through my son's hamper to find him a pair of jeans to wear. I did not shuffle through the dirty jeans to find a pair that looked the cleanest. I am always on top of my household duties and never make my child wear a dirty pair of jeans no matter if it was just to ride his dirt bike in.

Speaking of dirt bikes. I DID NOT fall over on his new dirt bike this weekend while trying to teach him something. I am the uppity of grace! I totally meant to do it so I could teach him how to land when falling! That's my story and I am sticking to it!!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.