Not My Children!

It was not my child who while on a recent bathroom trip at a local restraunt did not give a detailed description of what the woman in the next stall was doing. Including outlining the noises and smells! My child always has the upmost etiquette and she would never say unlady like things. It was not my oldest child who once informed a cashier at the grocery store she had "a booger in her nose". Once again not my kid. Finally, it was not my daughter who decided this spring that our front yard was the perfect place to start potty training. We did not have a crew of men at our house installing our new boiler. Myself and my husband were not running in and out the house. The kids were not playing in the front yard. One of the workers did not stop me and say I think your daughter might need you. I did not look out in the yard and there did not stand my angel. She had not pulled down her pants and arched her back attempting to pee like her big brother. There were not at least 5 workers bustling in and out! I will say to this day this did not happen. I love my perfect children!!!

elcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.